Who dare to answer…!!!

Who dare to answer all of these questions…

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’

Who was the first person to say, ‘See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.’

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on………

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

Good luck and Happy Answering 🙂

Lessons life made me learn…!!!

This life made me discover that every new sun rises with hope and every day when suns sets it leaves new experiences.

Books are the most uncomplaining teachers but the whole thing is not supposed to be written in books. Many real things we are taught by people we deal with.

We become stronger only when we are betrayed. So, be humble to those who let us be strong.

It does not matter being soft at heart but being hard-hitting on outer side does.

Live for those who care for us not for those we care for. Be happy for those who want us to be happy unconditionally.

If I want to be happy for those who wants me to be than I have to be, as happiness is not a place and no one is going to invite for there.

Be honest with own self, because, if we lie we would be disloyal to our own self, not anybody else.

If you’re troubled do not show it on your face as HAKUNA-MATATA (no worries) ATTITUDE is best thing to blow others’ mind, especially of those who want you to not be flourishing.

Share the problems only with those who really cared.

Change it; if it is not satisfying the logic.

Admit it; if it can not be changed. And admit with an open heart and an open mind and do it happily as this is the only thing to do.

It easy to act as if being an open minded and difficult to be an open minded, do not lose the courage as it is not impossible.

Respect yourself, your family and your friends.

Do accept people in the way they are, it is most excellent way to get best out of them.

Admire your friends and be honest with them, as it is one of Almighty ways to take care of us.

When my friend needs me, I just love to be ‘ME’, do not pretend to be some super hero because he loves me just in way I am.

If want to be a friend, at very first be a very good listener.

If do not have enough patience to listen EVERYTHING, do not claim to be a friend.

Everyday, look good and feel fine because we do not know when we are left only with our self to hug and cry.

We can have a check on what to see but can not make a check list of what to feel as closing eyes is possible but closing heart is not.

Do not regret anything, everything is a lesson it happens to make me a better person.

P.S. In my little knowledge this piece of writing is best in all my work and this is dedicated to my ‘Best Friend’. 🙂